The Unemployed Philosophers Guild - Shakespearean Insults Towel

Provide the feast! And bid the guests! They have a plentiful lack of wit.

With friends like yours, you'll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard's. Here are 34 of them - and we only tell you that to prevent you taking off your shoes to count.

• 17.25" W x 25.5" L
• 100% Cotton
• Quick-Drying, Hanging Loop