Avanti - Stage Chicken Birthday Card

Front: You're so old...

Inside: Happy Birthday

Quote bubbles:

you remember when rainbows came in black and white

your social security number is 1!

 you remember when the dead sea was only sick!

the candies cost more than the cake!

getting lucky meant you found your car in the parking lot

you took your driving test on a dinosaur

even your birthday suit needs ironing

Card size: 4.75" x 6.7" 

Printed in the USA on recycled paper.